I've found the best thing in the world, the funniest thing in the world, actually. Forever I'll remember the day that I saw this clip from some high-brow show, full of very elite and "special" people, called "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" (However, their punctuation here with the comma splice is in fact quite serious; the producers should research independent clauses and semicolons.)
Don't even think about depriving yourself the pleasure of witnessing the two lovebirds from "The Hills," Heidi and Spencer, praying with Mrs. Blagojevich in the futile hope "that the truth will be revealed" and that "they will be delivered from this evil [The Blago Impeachment Fiasco, or the Blagpeachmenasco]."
Mrs. Blago gives the politically curious Spencer a summary of the media event in a sad kind of commercial/PR-pity-campaign kind of way: All the while, conservative intellectual, Stephen Baldwin, looks on anxiously, just jonesing to rebuff her, but in the end only summons the courage to roll around on the floor with extreme psycho-physical discomfort. Some long-ago-way-back-when-ex-model-with-her-face-falling-off, Janice Dickenson, humorously interjects---and often!---to offer both clarification and support ("Twice elected by the people...You're so brave."). Hearing all he needed, the deeply moved Spencer declares that had he the chance, he would have voted for Blago, hell yeah! If only he were informed back then! No matter: "They will be delivered from this evil and oppression, Lord Jesus, in Jesus' name we pray, amen."
I swear that few things are funnier...
Finally
Colbert is back (and I'm suddenly back to feeling "delivered from this evil and oppression."), and he is "thrilled" by the fact that conservatives are unfunny enough to believe he's one of them. I could hardly believe it two months ago that they were THAT STUPID. Plenty has happened since then though to bolster my faith.
Don't ever lose the faith:
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